19 ways to keep a girl???

saw this from friendster...
felt like i have to stand up for some girls..
not all girls are that shallow minded..

Topic : 19 ways to keep a girl

1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO
ANYTHING.
[Or else she will look for someone else, you don't
want that...]

-i will not look for someone else if im in love with you, but then again, if im with a person, i would expect that person to respect my decision, provided its right.-

2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each
other.
[Or else someone else will hold her hands...]

-someone else will grab her hand? thats only if she allows someone else to take her hand... haha.. but if someone tries to grab my hand without my consensus.. i think that guy would be shot dead by me...-

3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
[Or else she will start pondering elsewhere and the
moment will be lost...]

-maybe she wasnt even paying attention to you.. duh.. be decent a bit.. dont go around wrapping your arms around her.. give her some space of her own please...-

4. Cuddle with her.
[Or else loose the chance of pinning her down the
ground later on and start this amazing make out
session]

-erm... can i say it sounds really wrong? not all girls are that horny, wishing their guy will pin them down to the ground whenever there is chance.. oh. p-please...-

5. Hug her from behind
[Or else you can hug her from the front, nah but
serious... do this so that she wouldn't feel lost]

-sweet depending on who the girl is... like i said.. if its me.. the poor guy would have his head shot off.. -

6. Write little notes.
[Or else her day begins meaningless]

-sweet but without notes.. i dont think my day would be meaningless... there's more to living because of one person and only living for that person.. get a life-

7. Compliment her Honestly.
[Or else she will see through your lying eyes...]

-i totally agree... dont lie for the sake of lying.. she can tell-

8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as
long as possible.
[Or else she might slip away from you more than
you know]

-erm... -

9. Be super sweet to her.
[Or else she might not return it to you as willingly]

-if you are together, everything you do for each other is sweet.. i think? no need to fake the sweetness la.. if you are sweet, you are....-

10. Call her at night to wish her sweetdreams.
[Or else she will wonder through the night thinking
if you miss her as much as she misses you]

-for me.. sleep is more important... haha.. oops-

11. Comfort her when she cries.
[Or else you don't get to stay with her through the
whole night... think about all the possibilities =p]

-comfort her and be there for her.. but dont start thinking about other stuff... she is not interested... you might just end up losing her...-

12.Wipe away her tears
[Or else her mascara will run down her cheeks =p]

-yup... this i agree....=) -

13. Love her with all your heart.
[Or else don't love her at all...]

-this i totally agree too-

14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and
say put me down but really she loves it).
[Or else just throw her down and tickle her to
death... as you place kisses all over her body =p]

-erm... leave this till marriage... erm... dont do it in public too....-

15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
[Or else she will feel less of a lady and think your
not chivalrous]

-yup... gentlemans are really attractive.....-

16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll
get back 2 her
[Or else she will be a victim of rumors and become
a target for gossipers]

-protect your girl ya-

17. Take her for a long walk at night!
[Or else you'd be missing out on one of the most
cherishable moments the two of you will ever
share]

-walks at night are romantic.. really romantic...awh.....-

18. When it's cold outside hold her close
[Or else prepare to get poked by her mountains =p]

19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest
or sleep
[Or else loose the opportunity to take advantage of
her while she prepares to sleep *wink]

-seriously no comments for 18 and 19.. disappointed in the mentality of people nowadays... get a life people-